Hindi Sardar Jokes ~ हिंदी जोक्स ~ Page 4

Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia

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Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?

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Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

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Sardar was painting his room

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Us ne Chat ko paint karkay

Diwaron par likha

"SAME AS ABOVE"

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Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce

Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.

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Sardar:ok, we should next year !

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Police: Tumhari wife ghum howi to tum ne Police ko kion nahi bataya?

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Saradar: O Jee pahly scooter ghum howa tha to police ne 20 din chala ke wapis ki thi.

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Sardar to Wife: Light nahi hai tu phankh tu chala do

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Wife: Akhir sardar hi ho na, aqal tu hai hi nahi, phanka chalayenge tu moom-batti bujh jayegi

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Doctor Jokes ~ हिंदी जोक्स ~ Page 3

What is a definition of a doctor? A person who kills the problem in your body with pills and then kills you with his bills.

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Patient:Doctor,I feel so sick I want to die!

Doctor: Don't worry, Just leave that job to me.

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Hindi Sardar Jokes ~ हिंदी जोक्स ~ Page 2

Biwi ko padhaunga

Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.

Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo.

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Cigarette

santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha

Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?

Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.

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Imagine

Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?

Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.

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Hindi Jokes ~ Funny Jokes ~ हिंदी जोक्स ~ Page 1

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: "Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."

Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?

Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

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Saas (bahu se): Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathhar nahi nikal sakti kya.

Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathhar bhi nahi chaba sakti ?

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Inspiring Story #185 - The two drops of oil

Author: Paulo Coelho 

A merchant sent his son to learn the Secret of Happiness from the wisest of men. The young man wandered through the desert for forty days until he reached a beautiful castle at the top of a mountain. There lived the sage that the young man was looking for.

However, instead of finding a holy man, our hero entered a room and saw a great deal of activity; merchants coming and going, people chatting in the corners, a small orchestra playing sweet melodies, and there was a table laden with the most delectable dishes of that part of the world.