In Biology
Practical
Examiner: Tell
the name of this Bird by only seeing its Legs
Sardar
Student: I can't say
Examiner: Ok
you are fail. What is your name?
Sardar: See my legs and tell my name
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Sardar kesi
larki ke ghar reshta mangny gia
.
Larki ke
ghar walon ne kaha ke hamari baiti abhi parh rahi hai
.
Sardar: Koi bat nahi, mai 1 ghanta baad ajawonga !
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Sardar: Aaj
raat mai nahi sowonga
Dost: kion??
.
Sardar: Kal khwab mai 1 Pathan se larayi howi, wo aaj banday le
kea raha hai
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Sardar ka
parosi (neighbour) mar gia
Sardar ne us
ghar ja kar pocha: Dead Body aa gayi kia?
Usi waqt
ambulance dead body le ke agayi
Sardar: O Jee! Kitni Lambi umar hai, abhi naam lia owr aa gaye
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