Biwi ko
padhaunga
Santa : pehle
me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri
dilwaunga.
Banta : fir
acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo.
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Cigarette
santa apne
father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
Logon ne
kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Santa bola :
Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
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Imagine
Interviewer :
Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Santa :
Simple, Stop imagining.
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