Thursday, August 18, 2016

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People have been coming to the wise man, every time complaining about the same problems. One day he told them a joke and everyone roared in laughter.
After a couple of minutes he told them the same joke and only a few of them smiled.
When he told the same joke for the third time no one laughed anymore.
The wise man smiled and said:

You can’t laugh at the same joke over and over. So why are you always crying about the same problem?


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Sunday, August 14, 2016

Hindi Sardar Jokes ~ हिंदी जोक्स ~ Page 6




Sardar was standing in door with a Gun in hand
Bewi: Yahan kion khary ho
Sardar: Shair ky shikar par ja raha hon
Bewi: tu jawon na
Sardar: Kaisay jawon bahir kutta baitha hai
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1 Sardar ko America mai Police ne rook lia, owr Investigation shuro kar li
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Sardar ko English nahi athi thi, eslie tu ne LEAVE APPLICATION suna dia
.
Police ne esy Pagal Samaj kar chor dia
.
Sardar ki Bewi: Sardar Jee tussi tay great O!
Sardar: O ae tay kuch vi nahi, haly te mai THIRSTY CROW nahi sunayi
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A Sardar dragged out 6 people live from a burning house
Still he was sent to Jail
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Why?
Because all of these 6 were Fire Brigade Staff
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1 Truck dosry Truck ko rassi se baandh kar le jar aha tha
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Yai daikh kar sardar hans kar lot pot hogia owr kahny laga:
1 rassi ko le jany ke lie 2, 2 truck
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A girl and Sardar were in love
Larki: Sardar jee ap mairi bilkul parwa nahi hai!
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Sardar: Oye Pagli ! pyar karnay walay kesi ki parwah nahi karay
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Sardar: Apki gari (car) ka naam kia hai
Lady: I don't remember it name now but its starts with "T"
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Sardar: O that's good.. hamari gari tu Petrol se start hoti hai
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Hindi Sardar Jokes ~ हिंदी जोक्स ~ Page 5




In Biology Practical
Examiner: Tell the name of this Bird by only seeing its Legs
Sardar Student: I can't say
Examiner: Ok you are fail. What is your name?
Sardar: See my legs and tell my name
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Sardar kesi larki ke ghar reshta mangny gia
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Larki ke ghar walon ne kaha ke hamari baiti abhi parh rahi hai
.
Sardar: Koi bat nahi, mai 1 ghanta baad ajawonga !
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Sardar: Aaj raat mai nahi sowonga
Dost: kion??
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Sardar: Kal khwab mai 1 Pathan se larayi howi, wo aaj banday le kea raha hai
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Sardar ka parosi (neighbour) mar gia
Sardar ne us ghar ja kar pocha: Dead Body aa gayi kia?
Usi waqt ambulance dead body le ke agayi
Sardar: O Jee! Kitni Lambi umar hai, abhi naam lia owr aa gaye
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Hindi Sardar Jokes ~ हिंदी जोक्स ~ Page 4


Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
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Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
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Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon
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Sardar was painting his room
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Us ne Chat ko paint karkay
Diwaron par likha
"SAME AS ABOVE"
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Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
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Sardar:ok, we should next year !
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Police: Tumhari wife ghum howi to tum ne Police ko kion nahi bataya?
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Saradar: O Jee pahly scooter ghum howa tha to police ne 20 din chala ke wapis ki thi.
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Sardar to Wife: Light nahi hai tu phankh tu chala do
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Wife: Akhir sardar hi ho na, aqal tu hai hi nahi, phanka chalayenge tu moom-batti bujh jayegi
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Thursday, August 4, 2016

Doctor Jokes ~ हिंदी जोक्स ~ Page 3

What is a definition of a doctor? A person who kills the problem in your body with pills and then kills you with his bills.
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Patient:Doctor,I feel so sick I want to die!
Doctor: Don't worry, Just leave that job to me.
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