What is a
definition of a doctor? A person who kills the problem in your body with pills
and then kills you with his bills.
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Patient:Doctor,I
feel so sick I want to die!
Doctor: Don't
worry, Just leave that job to me.
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Customer:
When I bought this cat, you told me he was good for mice. He doesn’t go near
them!
Shopkeeper:
Well, isn’t that good for mice?
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PATIENT:-DOCTOR
I AM FEELING SEVER ITCHING,GIVE ME A MEDICINE PLEASE.
DOCTOR:-TAKE
THIS SLIP TO THE MEDICAL SHOP
PATIENT:-IF I
USE THIS MEDICINE,I CAN SOLVE THIS ITCHING.
DOCTOR:-I GAVE
THIS FOR GROWING YOUR NAILS FOR SCRATCHING.
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One day a
man saw a beggar on the street. He went to him and said "If you stop
begging I will pay you Rs 1000 per month".
In reply the
bigger said "Come and beg with me and I will pay you Rs5000 per month
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Man : Doctor,
whenever I drink my coffee,I get a sharp pain in my eye.What should I do?
Doctor : Just
remove the spoon from your cup.
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Man in
Delhi:I have a severe foot ache.
Doctor after
examining says-"You should walk for 4 km everyday".
After a
month the doctor receives a call from the same patient saying,"I am now in
Agra, how much more should I walk?"
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once,before an
operation of a patient the doctor was holding a garland in his hands.
Patient:Doctor
why are you holding a garland in your hand? Doctor:If the operation is
successful, i will wear it to myself or a failure i wear it for you
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Once a
patient went to the Doctor and said,"my hair is falling .Can u give me
anything to keep it in?"
So,then the
doctor said, yes u can have a poly thin bag.
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Son- Daddy why
do you wear a mask in operation theater.
Father- Well
son , I need to make sure no one identifies me if something goes wrong.
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one time one
mans wife drinks petrol & then started running hear & there,so his
husband went running to doctor & said dr my wife has drink petrol & has
startted running hear & theare so dr says that dont worry when the petrol
will be empty she will stop running.
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