Hindi Sardar Jokes ~ हिंदी जोक्स ~ Page 8

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.

A Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underwear’

A Teacher: What?

A Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal chaadha.

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Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.

Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”

Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

Hindi Sardar Jokes ~ हिंदी जोक्स ~ Page 7

“Aaj Tak” gets news that 100 Sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows:

Correspondent : How did this happen?

Sardarji : Well, all the people were waiting for the train. They were standing on the platform. Then there was this announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2.

They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train arrived on the track and you can see the result.

Correspondent : Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?

Sardarji : I was actually trying to commit suicide. I was waiting for the train on the tracks. When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform, I climbed up…

Hindi Sardar Jokes ~ हिंदी जोक्स ~ Page 6

Sardar was standing in door with a Gun in hand

Bewi: Yahan kion khary ho

Sardar: Shair ky shikar par ja raha hon

Bewi: tu jawon na

Sardar: Kaisay jawon bahir kutta baitha hai

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1 Sardar ko America mai Police ne rook lia, owr Investigation shuro kar li

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Sardar ko English nahi athi thi, eslie tu ne LEAVE APPLICATION suna dia

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Police ne esy Pagal Samaj kar chor dia

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Sardar ki Bewi: Sardar Jee tussi tay great O!

Sardar: O ae tay kuch vi nahi, haly te mai THIRSTY CROW nahi sunayi

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A Sardar dragged out 6 people live from a burning house

Still he was sent to Jail

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Why?

Because all of these 6 were Fire Brigade Staff

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1 Truck dosry Truck ko rassi se baandh kar le jar aha tha

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Yai daikh kar sardar hans kar lot pot hogia owr kahny laga:

1 rassi ko le jany ke lie 2, 2 truck

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A girl and Sardar were in love

Larki: Sardar jee ap mairi bilkul parwa nahi hai!

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Sardar: Oye Pagli ! pyar karnay walay kesi ki parwah nahi karay

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Sardar: Apki gari (car) ka naam kia hai

Lady: I don't remember it name now but its starts with "T"

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Sardar: O that's good.. hamari gari tu Petrol se start hoti hai

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Hindi Sardar Jokes ~ हिंदी जोक्स ~ Page 5

In Biology Practical

Examiner: Tell the name of this Bird by only seeing its Legs

Sardar Student: I can't say

Examiner: Ok you are fail. What is your name?

Sardar: See my legs and tell my name

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Sardar kesi larki ke ghar reshta mangny gia

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Larki ke ghar walon ne kaha ke hamari baiti abhi parh rahi hai

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Sardar: Koi bat nahi, mai 1 ghanta baad ajawonga !

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Sardar: Aaj raat mai nahi sowonga

Dost: kion??

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Sardar: Kal khwab mai 1 Pathan se larayi howi, wo aaj banday le kea raha hai

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Sardar ka parosi (neighbour) mar gia

Sardar ne us ghar ja kar pocha: Dead Body aa gayi kia?

Usi waqt ambulance dead body le ke agayi

Sardar: O Jee! Kitni Lambi umar hai, abhi naam lia owr aa gaye

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Hindi Sardar Jokes ~ हिंदी जोक्स ~ Page 4

Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia

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Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?

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Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

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Sardar was painting his room

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Us ne Chat ko paint karkay

Diwaron par likha

"SAME AS ABOVE"

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Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce

Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.

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Sardar:ok, we should next year !

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Police: Tumhari wife ghum howi to tum ne Police ko kion nahi bataya?

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Saradar: O Jee pahly scooter ghum howa tha to police ne 20 din chala ke wapis ki thi.

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Sardar to Wife: Light nahi hai tu phankh tu chala do

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Wife: Akhir sardar hi ho na, aqal tu hai hi nahi, phanka chalayenge tu moom-batti bujh jayegi

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Doctor Jokes ~ हिंदी जोक्स ~ Page 3

What is a definition of a doctor? A person who kills the problem in your body with pills and then kills you with his bills.

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Patient:Doctor,I feel so sick I want to die!

Doctor: Don't worry, Just leave that job to me.

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Hindi Sardar Jokes ~ हिंदी जोक्स ~ Page 2

Biwi ko padhaunga

Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.

Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo.

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Cigarette

santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha

Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?

Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.

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Imagine

Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?

Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.

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Hindi Jokes ~ Funny Jokes ~ हिंदी जोक्स ~ Page 1

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: "Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."

Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?

Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

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Saas (bahu se): Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathhar nahi nikal sakti kya.

Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathhar bhi nahi chaba sakti ?

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