Hindi Sardar Jokes ~ हिंदी जोक्स ~ Page 6

Sardar was standing in door with a Gun in hand

Bewi: Yahan kion khary ho

Sardar: Shair ky shikar par ja raha hon

Bewi: tu jawon na

Sardar: Kaisay jawon bahir kutta baitha hai

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1 Sardar ko America mai Police ne rook lia, owr Investigation shuro kar li

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Sardar ko English nahi athi thi, eslie tu ne LEAVE APPLICATION suna dia

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Police ne esy Pagal Samaj kar chor dia

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Sardar ki Bewi: Sardar Jee tussi tay great O!

Sardar: O ae tay kuch vi nahi, haly te mai THIRSTY CROW nahi sunayi

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A Sardar dragged out 6 people live from a burning house

Still he was sent to Jail

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Why?

Because all of these 6 were Fire Brigade Staff

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1 Truck dosry Truck ko rassi se baandh kar le jar aha tha

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Yai daikh kar sardar hans kar lot pot hogia owr kahny laga:

1 rassi ko le jany ke lie 2, 2 truck

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A girl and Sardar were in love

Larki: Sardar jee ap mairi bilkul parwa nahi hai!

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Sardar: Oye Pagli ! pyar karnay walay kesi ki parwah nahi karay

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Sardar: Apki gari (car) ka naam kia hai

Lady: I don't remember it name now but its starts with "T"

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Sardar: O that's good.. hamari gari tu Petrol se start hoti hai

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5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan Helicopter ki rassi se Latky howe thay

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Pilot ne kaha ke Load zayada hai eslie 1 Fard ko koodna hoga

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Pathan yai sun kar bola: yai qurbani mai de daita hon

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Ye sun kar sary sardar taliyan bajany lagy

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Admi: Apko garmi lagti hai tu kia kartay ho??

Sardar: AC ke qareeb baith jata hon

Admi: Phir bhi garmi lagy tu kia karty ho?

Sardar: Phir AC ko ON kar laita hon

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Sardar: Itnay saray log football ko laat kion mar rahay hain?

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Admi: Goal karny ke lie

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Sardar: Gol hi tu hai, owr kitna gol karengay?

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Pathan: Esa kia karain ke saanp bhi mar jaye owr lati bhi na tootay

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Sardar: Jootay se mar do