Hindi Sardar Jokes ~ हिंदी जोक्स ~ Page 6

Sardar was standing in door with a Gun in hand

Bewi: Yahan kion khary ho

Sardar: Shair ky shikar par ja raha hon

Bewi: tu jawon na

Sardar: Kaisay jawon bahir kutta baitha hai

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1 Sardar ko America mai Police ne rook lia, owr Investigation shuro kar li

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Sardar ko English nahi athi thi, eslie tu ne LEAVE APPLICATION suna dia

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Police ne esy Pagal Samaj kar chor dia

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Sardar ki Bewi: Sardar Jee tussi tay great O!

Sardar: O ae tay kuch vi nahi, haly te mai THIRSTY CROW nahi sunayi

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A Sardar dragged out 6 people live from a burning house

Still he was sent to Jail

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Why?

Because all of these 6 were Fire Brigade Staff

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1 Truck dosry Truck ko rassi se baandh kar le jar aha tha

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Yai daikh kar sardar hans kar lot pot hogia owr kahny laga:

1 rassi ko le jany ke lie 2, 2 truck

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A girl and Sardar were in love

Larki: Sardar jee ap mairi bilkul parwa nahi hai!

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Sardar: Oye Pagli ! pyar karnay walay kesi ki parwah nahi karay

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Sardar: Apki gari (car) ka naam kia hai

Lady: I don't remember it name now but its starts with "T"

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Sardar: O that's good.. hamari gari tu Petrol se start hoti hai

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Hindi Sardar Jokes ~ हिंदी जोक्स ~ Page 5

In Biology Practical

Examiner: Tell the name of this Bird by only seeing its Legs

Sardar Student: I can't say

Examiner: Ok you are fail. What is your name?

Sardar: See my legs and tell my name

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Sardar kesi larki ke ghar reshta mangny gia

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Larki ke ghar walon ne kaha ke hamari baiti abhi parh rahi hai

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Sardar: Koi bat nahi, mai 1 ghanta baad ajawonga !

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Sardar: Aaj raat mai nahi sowonga

Dost: kion??

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Sardar: Kal khwab mai 1 Pathan se larayi howi, wo aaj banday le kea raha hai

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Sardar ka parosi (neighbour) mar gia

Sardar ne us ghar ja kar pocha: Dead Body aa gayi kia?

Usi waqt ambulance dead body le ke agayi

Sardar: O Jee! Kitni Lambi umar hai, abhi naam lia owr aa gaye

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Hindi Sardar Jokes ~ हिंदी जोक्स ~ Page 4

Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia

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Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?

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Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

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Sardar was painting his room

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Us ne Chat ko paint karkay

Diwaron par likha

"SAME AS ABOVE"

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Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce

Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.

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Sardar:ok, we should next year !

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Police: Tumhari wife ghum howi to tum ne Police ko kion nahi bataya?

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Saradar: O Jee pahly scooter ghum howa tha to police ne 20 din chala ke wapis ki thi.

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Sardar to Wife: Light nahi hai tu phankh tu chala do

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Wife: Akhir sardar hi ho na, aqal tu hai hi nahi, phanka chalayenge tu moom-batti bujh jayegi

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Doctor Jokes ~ हिंदी जोक्स ~ Page 3

What is a definition of a doctor? A person who kills the problem in your body with pills and then kills you with his bills.

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Patient:Doctor,I feel so sick I want to die!

Doctor: Don't worry, Just leave that job to me.

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Hindi Sardar Jokes ~ हिंदी जोक्स ~ Page 2

Biwi ko padhaunga

Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.

Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo.

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Cigarette

santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha

Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?

Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.

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Imagine

Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?

Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.

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